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The girls are so ugly at Stanford, you ain't gettin' no play unless you put on the Stanford goggles and take what you can get!
That cracka is really scraping the bottom of the barrel with that bitch...Stanford goggles to the extreme!
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The act of resting your balls on a girls eyeballs.
Let your girl know you care this christmas with a pair of Arabian Goggles
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When a guy who's normally ugly, or a huge douchebag, or otherwise unappealing starts to look that damn good because you want his dick that badly. It's probably not even good dick, or he doesn't know to use it, you just crave it because you know the guy's willing to let you have it. Of course, you're regretting it as soon as you both walk through the door of your bedroom.
C: I cannot believe I fucked David. But DAMN I was so horny for his little chode.
K: You had your dick goggles on, didn't you?
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When a man seems really attractive, simply by virtue of having a beard. Usually this pertains to people who otherwise are nothing special to look at.
Dude, Derek Anderson is so not hot. Take off those beard goggles.
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What you're looking through the morning after you wore beer goggles and had a one night stand.
I must have been pretty drunk last night, because the girl I woke up with looked totally awful through my fear goggles.
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When women appear hotter do to the dirty beats that ravers call Dubstep
similar to beer goggles
bro #1: "Yo bro you see that pussy i was grindin up on when Rusko was up thar?"
bro #2: "dude she was ugly as hell you totally had Dubstep Goggles
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It's when the male testicle sack is put on someones eyes. Therefore making the eyes covered up.
When my friend fell asleep I put asian googles on his eyes, when he woke up he thought he was blind.
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