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grabbing a woman by the crotch until she:
A) showers you with kisses, or
B) showers you with punches.
I've only been able to pull off the Australian Death Grab twice ... both times at frat parties.
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Okay so since there’s nothing to do this month i’ve decided to make it slap grab ass month. SPREAD THE WORD. All throughout December you can slap someone’s ass and then grab it.
*SMACK*
Emma: Why’d you just slap my ass and then grab it?!?!?!
Mya: Because it’s December! Slap Grab Month! You know what that means.
When a soccer/wine mom has no good advice left to tell their children.
Soccer son: Mom I’m really sad about this thing
Soccer mom: Son, sometimes you just gotta.. um.. Grab life by the tip and uh.. show it who’s boss!
Soccer son: no thanks mom.
To grab a persons nuts and twists them then say hunn-ya
You better leave me alone or els ima do the arab-nut-grab.
A euphamism for male masturbation, i.e., apply lip gloss, bash the bishop, beat it, beat off, beat (one's) meat, beat the bishop, buck the slobbering donkey, choke the chicken, crack one off, date Mrs. Palmer, fap, five knuckle shuffle, flog (one's) log, have a date with Rosie Palmer and her five sisters, have a tug of war with Cyclops, have a wank, jack off, jerk it , jerk off, jerk (one's) gherkin, junior Olympic pole vaulting, paint the ceiling, play pocket pinball, polish (one's) knob, pound (one's) pud – pudwhack, pud wrestle, punch the clown, punch the munchkin, rough up the suspect, rub one off, rub one out, slap the salami, spank it, spank (one's) monkey, stroke the salami, wank off – wax the carrot – wax the dolphin, whack it, whack off.
Phrase coined on 10/26/2016 by ex-Congressman Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom.
"On November 9th if Trump loses I'm gonna Grab My Musket. You in?"
A Grab-N-Go is when you grab something and then you go. It's an expression invented by the youtuber Triggered Tro in his video named " Old Lady Goes Crazy on Skaters (They Get Revenge)"
Paul : This Tuesday, I stole a phone in the subway... I did a grab-n-go !