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a car made by pontiac with the sole purpose of high expectations and low turnout. features include but are not limited to: broken ac, blown head gaskets, shitty paint, hole ridden carpets, falling headliners, turning signals that cut off the engine, and turn activated horns.
that car is such a fucking grand am
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The act of titty fucking a girl, then proceeding to rip her tits off mercilessly and shove them up her vag. Once her severed tits are in place, you proceed to fuck mercilessly. This serves as fucking the tits and vag simataniously.
"Yo i heard Caron had to go to the emergency room after your party last friday.."
"Yep, gave her The Grand Finale, and the bitch couldn't handle it"
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The least diverse town in San Luis Obispo County. 17,000 residents in 2010 and they're all white people. Used to be a really cool place in the early-1990s and late-1980s, but now it is unexciting and just boring. Mostly middle-class, but there are upper-middle class and affluent neighborhoods north of the 101.
There are few activities available in Arroyo Grande which has made a majority of the teenagers in this town doing a variety of drugs on a weekly basis. The teenagers in Arroyo Grande are mainly douchebags/sluts/drug addicts. Most graduate from AGHS and pursue their lives elsewhere, since they have been culture-starved for 18 years.
The cost of housing here is almost as high as San Luis Obispo. $500,000 will get you a 1-story three bedroom house less than 2,000 square feet, and it costs more closer to the ocean. And for what? There's seriously nothing interesting here except for the beach.
The few college students here, who haven't moved elsewhere for some odd reason, seem to be regretting staying here since all they do is yell obscenities at frightened children on the streets and frequent the bustdown liquor stores run by Oceano residents.
It might be cool to move here if you're an old person, but your children will resent it.
Oh, I know Lindsay! She's the typical Arroyo Grande teenage girl. She pops pills and gives blowjobs to the penis garden that accumulates in her room on weekends.
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the asshole of america, because it is the shittiest place you can ever live.
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A small island full of rich adults that spoil their children with material items and money. The kids then go spend the money on drugs and alcohol. A grand place to live!
Guy 1:Hey want to go to a party on Grand Island?
Guy 2: Sure we need to go buy new clothes at Locust first
Guy 1: and make sure we have enough money to buy coke!
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when you take a shit that stinks the place up so bad that it reminds you of Detroit Tigers relief pitcher, Jose Valverde
"Hey, that turd I dropped earlier at Comerica Park stunk so bad that it made my eyes water and had me gasping for air."
"Holy shit, dude, you must have punched out a Papa Grande -- nothing stinks up Comerica Park worse than that !"
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An amazing pop singer who is known to always have her hair in a long ponytail. She has 5 lit albums, which shows of her AMAZING voice. Also, she’s so pretty and gorgeous. I love her!!
Rachel- Hey, have you heard Ariana Grande’s new song yet?
Clara- Of course! It’s always on the radio!
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