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Granny Lip It

When you chick is giving A1 slop top but she has braces. You tell her to use her lips to cover both her braces and teeth.

On a cold winter night, Beth and I were feeling really horny. The only problem is that Beth is a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top. Last time I got A1 slop top from Beth, my foreskin got caught in her braces and caused me to bleed a little. I had to punch her in the forehead to be set free. This time I had Beth granny Lip it.

by Marcamango September 27, 2020


squritin' granny

A woman of 65+ that has so much cum in her is squirts out. Often looks like a whitewater fountain.

Yo dog, I just had sex with this old chick and I cummed so much, she became a squritin' granny.

by Chilledcupcake February 26, 2016


Granny Blunt

when u smoke your grandmas ashes

Pass that Granny blunt

by Granny Blunt April 14, 2023


Getting Granny

Having sex with an older woman.

Dude I'm gonna be getting granny tonight

by GettingGranny.mp4 September 14, 2019


Granny Penis

When a man wipes the reminence of urine off the tip of his penis with toilet paper and is left with a full head of white, resembling a grandmother’s freshly curled fro.

Yo bro! Check out Jake. He’s got some serious granny penis going on. Nice move hahah.

by Shiloh Plasterworth July 10, 2018


granny puff

A fro-like structure that lies on top of an old womans head; a whitish-yellowish puff from a perm.

All old women have granny puffs.

by julieeeeee April 12, 2007

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granny tea

A cup of tea made with milk and sugar, particularly appreciated by people who drink their tea mostly black. Great when camping in the cold.

"Granny tea or Black?" "Granny."

by Winslow Tide May 9, 2011

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