grundle fish

Originating in 1777, this rare species is a bottom-dweller that feeds solely upon cooter critters, gooch goblins, and the sweat from Josh Curry's balls.

Um...Josh...your grundle fish is hanging out of your shorts...

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grundle jam

Verb:
A brutal full frontal attack of one's nether region, where the attacker uses his/hers best kicking foot and precisely aims to evade the scrotum by curling the toes, thereby delivering a crippling and demoralizing blow causing a searing pain to the wormlike grundle region.

While playing in a coed soccer match, that cunt jessica grundle jammed me, leaving me crippled and demoralized at midfield.

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grundle dust

the dried sweat and dead skin from the taint.

That chick is such a skank her entire diet is grundle dust and jizz.

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Grundle Muncher

Mr. Fry from somers hs

That Mr. Fry munched on grundles all last night

WOW that mr. fry is a real grundle muncher

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grundle butter

The left over cum on your dick and the cum that seeps back out of your partners twat after intercourse eventually mixing together and settling in your crotch.

I could have had a fish fry with all that grundle butter.

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Juicy Grundle

A grundle containing moisture.

I had an extra juicy grundle last night thanks to my girlfriend.

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Grundle Doogan

Some sort of hand-job sexual favor a female would give to a male, though that's up for interpretation.

Girl: I made $100 in tips tonight!
Guy: What were you doing? Giving out grundle doogan's under the table?

"Hey guys! Can I get you some coffee, wine, grundle doogan?"

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