Ganker of the Guitar

That douche bag at the party who picks up a guitar and annoys people by play stupid douche bag shit.

"Is that Mike playing the guitar"
"Yah he's a Ganker of the Guitar......lets get out of here"

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human guitar

Tickling someone's butt hole with your fingers while jerking them off with the other hand, therefore creating a guitar like gesture.

Yo me and my girl played the human guitar last night when her parents weren't home.

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guitar molestation

idoits who think that black eyeliner is 'rock n' roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! molest the guitar daily'

fall out boy
mcr
Panic! at the disco
are gulity of guitar molestation

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ultimate-guitar

A website/forum with great guitar tablatures. It has some awesome guitarists that tab songs and even make instructional videos.

Unfortunatley the forum community is mostly made up of dumbass high school freshmen who want to learn to play power chords like their hero, Billy Joe Armstrong. And God forbid when they try to tab something simple like a pop-punk song, they fuck it up somehow.

If you're a good guitarist who doesn't think that My Chemical Romance and Avenged Sevenfold are the pinnacle of musicianship, come check out Ultimate-Guitar.

If you picked up the guitar to try to get pussy, stay the fuck away.

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Guitar Center

A place that sells intruments. From drums to 12-string acoustics they have everything. And theres indoor studio where you get to TRY it before you BUY it so its really cool. But you have to wait your turn before you can go in. Or you can try out the guitars outside of the studio. Mostly n00by punks go there play a couple of crappy licks and then leave. Overall Guitar center is the #1 place to get your instrumments.

Guitar Center is musicians heaven!

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Guitar Amp

Anywhere near the guitar amp is the natural habitat for a guitar player. People that don't have guitar pedals are usually found within a 3 feet radius away from their amp. Being close to the amp is essential for those people, because they have to reach awkwardly to change their amp settings in the middle of the song.

oh shit i am fucked, my sister messed up my guitar amp's settings

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guitar hero

A console game in which you play a toy guitar with colored fret buttons and a strum bar. You attempt hitting upcoming notes on the screen.

Henry, aren't you getting a little obsessed with that guitar hero game? You beat Through the Fire and the Flames on hard with 83% notes hit.

In your face Jake! I fried that part in Guitar Hero.

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