Heavy Face

When you smoke so much weed that your head feels like it weights a ton.

(guy sitting reclined in a car's seat after just smoking a lot of weed) Guy: "I can't sit up I have heavy face"

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Bollock Heavy

Used to describe a place,usually a pub, bar or nightclub in which the there is a distinctly higher proportion of males than females.

John and Rob approach the door to the local late licensed bar.

John : Should be a good night tonight, I'm mullered!
Rob : This place is usually pretty easy to pull in too.
John : Bring it on!!!

John and Rob enter the establishment bypassing the quizical looking bouncer.

John : Err....can't see much crumpet in here...It's rammo!
Rob : Looks a little Bollock Heavy to me aswell.
John : Fuck it, fancy a kebab??!

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Talking Heavy

To talk heavy is not to be confused with talk but it has the same concept not to talk but to have the intention of not going out but to hang out and text that way

yeah me and him talk heavy but I don't like the fact that Nyla sat on his lap

we were talking heavy just to smash

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Heavy Main

Where is the Heavy mains?

Where are all the heavy mains?

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heavy gay

There are levels of Gay:
Level 1: Poof
Level 2: Gay
Level 3: Heavy Gay

Heavy Gay is the peak of gayness, it means that the gay in question is so gay they rape any object that resembles a man's bum.

Non-Gay dude 1: So whats up man
Non-Gay dude2: Nothing
Heavy Gay dude: I wanna rape you!!!!
Non- Gay dudes: Go away you heavy gay man.

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heavy hitter

used often on this radio station: Power 106. This term is oftened used to associate a particular song that has high acclaim, very good feedback, or has been requested numerous amount of times because it sounds awesome, nice, off-the-hook, gangster, dope, etc.

You hear that one song on the radio? That one's definitely a HEAVY HITTER!

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heavy pop

music created by any of the twenty million supposed 'heavy metal' bands whose songwriting theory extends no farther than shameless commmercialism, or whether or not thirteen year old girls will like it.

"nickelback isn't metal you retard, it's heavy pop."

"i'm really sick of all the cloned heavy pop bands that just keep turning out garbage in the hopes it will sell."

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