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The most heinous act of participating in sexual congress with one's own sister and mother.
Virgil, I tell ya I really had a helluva time last Saturday night! I was out in the barn going at it, bumpin nasties all hot and heavy with my sister Tootsie Sue and outta nowhere here comes mama bustin up in to there hollerin'.... "Hells bells lookie here!!! Y'all are sho nuff "stirring the stanky sludgepot and done gone and left me out! No matter, help me pull off my muck boots, we can still get this un across the finish line!"
Now Virgil, that was my first Hillbilly 3 Way but it ain't gonna be my last! I figger I'm a ready for big city livin now!!!
Leaving the front door of your house wide open all day everyday.
My neighbors are always on some hillbilly shit with their windows and doors wide open all the time.
Using a Ball jar packed with 1 pound of thinly-sliced bacon that’s been warmed on 40% power for 3-5 minutes, for masturbation.
There were no chicks at the bar last night so I just went home and hit the ol’ Hillbilly Fleshlight. BLT’s for lunch tomorrow!
When you dont shit for a week then punch a girl mouth knock out her teeth. Then shit on her.
Last night I meat a girl at a bar. Took her home and treated her to a hillbilly dump truck.
When you dont shit for a week then punch a girl mouth knock out her teeth. Then shit on her.
Last night I meat a girl at a bar. Took her home and treated her to a hillbilly dump truck.
Hillbilly lipstick hot sauce
These ribs need more hillbilly lipstick!!
Sometimes when you take a crap at home, you realize one of two things; 1: there is no toilet paper to be found and no one to get it for you or 2: your crap was so disgusting that toilet paper will be no match for it at all. A "Hillbilly Bidet" is when you forsake the use of toilet paper altogether, get up off the toilet and proceed straight to the shower to clean yourself off.
Dude, I got such ridiculous food poisoning that I didn't even attempt to wipe...just went straight to the shower for a hillbilly bidet.