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shrek is a homosexual walrus

The term used by scientists to define the phenomenon that is when a green ogre has sexual intercourse with a walrus of the same gender, this teaches kids that you shouldn't be messing around with Shreks or walruses.

A 9 year old:"Did you know that Shrek is a homosexual walrus?!"
His dad:"NO YOU FOKIN CUNT, GET 2 BED ROIT NAO,YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD!"

by Shrek is love_Shrek is life. October 6, 2014

52๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Your mother is a homosexual

Your mother is a homosexual is a phrase posh people use instead of ur mom gay!

Prince John Fakename the Third: Your mother is a homosexual
Butler Bill: No U!

by r.dick.handler April 17, 2018

20๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


State Enforced Homosexuality

Homosexuality enforced by the state.

Nibba: Do you think religious institutions like collages, Churches, charities, should they lose their tax exempt status if they oppose same-sex marriage?

Fake Mexican: Yes

Audience: *applause*

State Enforced Homosexuality

by Hieronymous Lex March 17, 2021

25๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


homosexual forest adventure

Synonym for all male back-packing trip.

Dude A: Dammit all my friends are going backpacking this weekend
Dude B: You mean they're gonna go out in the woods and blow each other far from civilization so as not to be outed as closet homosexuals?
Dude A: Yeah, total homosexual forest adventure

by OHHHHHSNAPSON! June 23, 2010

30๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


non-gay homosexual

A homosexual who does not identify with the gay community or as having a gay identity. They just want to live a normal life without the "gay" label but accept themselves for who they are/

He is not is the closet, he's a non-gay homosexual.

by AntDog14 July 11, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


stage 4 homosexuality

the last stage of homosexuality finally kicks in, there's no curing this painful disease and will never go away and will burn your asshole forever. this ultimate disease will tear apart your crotch and anus muscles, stage 1, 2, and 3, were already bad considering you liked the same gender but now you have gone to far, craving only the tightest asses... this sickness will make you need to bust a nut hundreds of times in someones anal cavity this disease is aka the big gay.

big fag: did u see josh last week?

homo #1: yeah it looked like he caught stage 4 homosexuality

homo #2: hey that's not nice! stage 4 homosexuality cannot be cured!!!

by that big gay October 3, 2018


Alex The Homosexual Furry

adjective
A furry that tends to scream in VCs and cry themselves to sleep.

verb
Crying and saying UwU

guy 1: Man that guy is a real Alex The Homosexual Furry
guy 2: Yeah he really is!

by Homosexual.Fursona August 13, 2021