Locked horns

When two people are in an argument that seems to be going on forever.

Oh dang Sally and Lisa have locked horns...grab the popcorn...

Devil's Horns

A fingering technique that involves the crossing of the index and middle finger and the ring and pinky finger. The former pair is inserted into the vagina, while the latter is pushed into the ass-hole. Only use for intense pleasure of the female.

Tina: George gave me the Devil's Horns last night.
Steph: Is that your first time?
Tina: Yes, and it was Amazing!
Steph: Ugh I'm so jealous.

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Shoe horn

A mans use of his thumbs to help insert a limp penis into female vagina. May also be a double shoe horn if one thumb does not assist the limp penis and requires both thumbs for full penetration. I’m some extreme cases a quadruple shoe horn has been reported which involves using a friends thumbs in addition to yours to penetrate.

Jason was so drunk the other night and couldn’t get hard. He had to use a double shoe horn to have sex with that chick.

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horn ball

A person who ask people questions that are sexual because they are little perverts

Matt from tccs is a little horn ball for asking for naked pictures of someone else.

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muff horn

a horn blown when a fat, hairy, or otherwise unnatractive woman is approaching naked. The horn is blown by one of the brave men of the muff guard to warn other MEN of the impending danger.
The sound is somewhere between a cow's moo and a castrated dog being starngled.

Vanessa Feltz is coming! SOUND THE MUFF HORN!

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Viking Horn

When you use the empty paper towel roll and stick It in your partners butt and blow into it like a battle horn.

Hey babes we’re out of paper towels…. Time sound sound the battle cry! Bend over cuz someone’s getting Viking horned tonight!!!

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Horn swoggling

1. The act of inserting a funnel into someone's ass and pouring in a liquid, especially if performed with a swirling motion;
2. A sexual act involving a funnel, a liquid, and someone's ass, that may or may not derive pleasure

Hold still! I'm trying to horn swoggle this applejuice into you!

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