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scarfy's husband

Scarfy's husband is Ornament :D

"Scarfy's husband is who?"
"Your mom"

by Bloody_teeth November 23, 2021


husband-style

To engage in intercourse without the use of a condom, the way a couple who were married would. Mentioned in the song "Trojan" by rapper Sol.

She loves me now, trust me now, wants me to hit it husband-style

by SeatownChamp July 6, 2011


drink my husbands wine

the best metaphor for eating coochie

"drink my husbands wine" has got to be the best metaphor for eating coochie ever written.

by cahlchips June 1, 2022

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Husband Brother

A husband who looks very similar to his wife, generally in a very creepy way.

Yo dawg, you see that Husband Brother and Sister Wife over there making out? GROSS!!!!!!

by JamMasterBae February 19, 2016

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Secure Husband

A Husband That Deletes His History 10 - 20 Times a Day.

Secure Husband : dude , i delete my history so much!!
Friend : Nah , you're just a secure husband bro.

by TottalyrealFacts April 7, 2018


Pathetic poor excuse for a husband

Johnny Kerrigan

Johnny kerrigan was a pathetic poor excuse for a husband

by Byebyeloserzjkkgdscnji August 22, 2022


Savannah’s Husband

Jaymison

Dang u saw savannah’s husband,he’s tall 🦒

by Djskanxjxjdnc July 22, 2021