impeccably ill-mannered

The quality of knowing how to offend and alienate as many people, in as short a time, as possible.

He was their new neighbor, so comprehensively offensive to everybody that within a couple of weeks of his arrival he was a laughing stock. No one wanted him there. No one was speaking to him, or ever would. He had trained hard to become what he was - impeccably ill-mannered. It was a talent given to few.

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ill pwn you

A way to say that you are soon to shred a nublet in to small morsels. Generally, you are a haxor, and after the nublet has been shredded, you will walk over him and make an odd jesture of sex, sometimes humping; through the CTRL key.

Haxor: I'm gonnna shred you too small morsels my small nublet friend. (ill pwn you)
Nublet: Oh Noes! (Dies)
Haxor: Walks over and spams the CTRL key, as if to hump the dead body.

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house of ill repute

Goth clothing and jewelry store in Toronto on Queen Street.

I bought a nice cuff from the House of Ill Repute a few years ago, but otherwise, the stuff they sell there is incredibly overpriced.

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ill bring the camera

when girls joke or say that there gonna do some lesbian action and tell you about it, you say "ill bring the camera"

"me and lianna are gonna be sex partners at the warped tour" chelsea,"ill bring the camera"myers

"lets all go have a threesome in the back"-lianna,"ill bring the camera"myers

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ill paint your face

Basically saying im gonna nut in your face...

Hey girl ill paint your face

ill holla at you later

i will talk to you later.

girl:hello
boy:hey
boy:cant talk now

boy:ill holla at you later
girl:oh, ok.

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mate ill rek u

To shank/stab someone and then say get rekt

Example. Mike walks up to John and stabs John, then says m8 you just got rekt and the Mike walks away, or he says mate ill rek u and then shank him

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