IM confused

When you're running multiple IM conversations and send an IM response to the wrong person. Then when you realize it or they notice, you apologetically send them "IM confused." The "IM" in this case is a minor double-entendre since also indicates "I'm".

Frank: (Sends the following IM to Jane, thought he was sending to Jake..) "I can't believe she was the only girl at that party last night, as well as the only drunk!"
Jane: My party? What? I wasn't drunk!
Frank: Uhh, IM confused... that was for Jake
Jane: Oh yeah, that makes it OK!? WTH!?

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im legal

A lie

"Im legal" said the old man from walmart
"Yeah right bitch" you say as you steal all his cocaine and heroine.

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im language

A language used for instant messaging, consisting of short phrases and abbreviations.

When I was messaging Tina I messaged her using im language. I said I totz got to get a new job, jk cuz I got a good one, lol cause I will never find one, lmao cause my my man has 2 jobs, rofl thinking about owning my own company, roflmao cause it would not last

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Im Wit It

when your getting ready to scrap and you come up to the certain person; so basically telling someone like we finna fight is you ready?

Main person: Come on moe "im wit it"

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im a nazi

I serve under The Fuhrer

im a nazi

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Im cool

no ur not

you: im cool
the world: no

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Im NOOOOOB

This means that ur a complete noob at everything. Ur more of a noob than a normal noob and u dont even know how to jump in minecraft. It also means that u r even more noobed than a normal noob and a dumb noob. It also means u might have been diagnosed with IM NOOOOB and its a deadly disease

Omg bro ur an IM NOOB I cant believe that ur actually so dumb. I think u r either got the disease ir ur retarded. I think its both. Have a nice day being known as the IM NOOOOOB

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