Stoner Minute

A stoner minute is now officially 7 minutes. Within 7 minutes there are 420 seconds. Typically a stoner minute is used to have a nice session to yourself.

Joe: You coming over yet?

Jeremy: Give me a stoner minute, gotta finish up this shad

*7 minutes later*

Jeremy: ON MY WAY.!

glacial minute

a noun referring to a long period of time.

Sally: "hey dude! i'll be there in a glacial minute."
(3 hours later)
Sally: "hey dude, i'm here."
Lester: " jeez sally, what took you so long."

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P.A. minute

Being somewhere for a long time without explaining the actual length of time.

I've been living at my apartment for a P.A. minute.

Rock Minutes

when someone is slow like a rock
AT LEAST 3 times the amount said

"alr brb 3 Rock Minutes"

*20 minutes later*
"back"

Johnson Minute

It’s like a regular minute but it’s 3 minutes instead of 1.

Mr. Johnson: Ok class we’re going to a drill. You’re going to do 3 push-ups, 3 sit-ups, and 3-squats as many times as you can in a Johnson Minute

pancake minute

A unit of measurement that is an exaggeration of the actual time. A single pancake minute can be anywhere from 5 actual minutes to an hour.

S: I'll be ready in 15 minutes
M: 15 real minutes or 15 pancake minutes?

Mom Minute

When your mother talks to an old friends she hasn’t seen in years, she could say “One more minute.” Yet she takes a whole HOUR to wrap up the boring conversation.

Timmy: Mom! We have to get home! It’s a school night, you know. Mom: One more minute and I’ll be done. 1 HOUR LATER Timmy: Mom, that wasn’t a minute. That was a MOM MINUTE.