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by pseudophyle September 27, 2023


clip-flip-clop-flop-whoosh-clip-flip-clop-flop-neigh

1. The sound of horse-riding in flip-flops
2. A Peruvian brand of chewing gum
3. The result of too much cow-tipping

The horseback rider heard a clip-flip-clop-flop-whoosh-clip-flip-clop-flop-neigh while jumping his/her horse.

by JunebugHorseLove March 30, 2009

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National Paper Clip Trading Day

On October 7th, you must grab a paper clip and start trading. Whoever in your school gets the best items at the end of the day wins $20.

Are you ready for National Paper Clip Trading Day?

by ActualBruh69 October 7, 2019


Pre-pubescent ball hair clipping sexual

A male or female who is sexually attracted to a minors pre-pubescent ball hair clippings

Omg Quandale’s pre-pubescent ball hair clippings are so hot ima rub my roast beef to them i am Pre-pubescent ball hair clipping sexual

by bigmacniggadickcheese November 22, 2021


national clip your toe nails day

April 25 is National Clip Your Toe Nail Day. It is common practice on this day to not only clip your own toe nails, but also find someone who needs to clip their toe nails and let them know. A simple “Hey it’s National Clip Your Toe Nails Day” will suffice. However it is also encouraged to ridicule your victims lightly for having monstrous and disgusting toenails. This national holiday can be traced back to the Wamapoke tribe who originated from Americas southwest region in Arizona, California, New Mexico, and Nevada In the late 1600s. For them it was the time of year they trimmed their horses nails and as a tribute of honor to their majestic steeds they would also trim their own toe nails.

“Hey it’s national clip your toe nails day!”
Jeffry you fat lard, get your nasty feet in here and trim’em down”

by The Panda Lord April 20, 2020


a clip around the ear

British slang for when you do something bad and your parents tell you off

Tom: I shouldn't have done that
Alex: Mum's gonna give you a clip around the ear when she gets home

by BlueBerry_Dino April 29, 2017


Roach Clip Dick

A roach clip dick is something that a narcissistic chauvinistic male has, and because of it, they are usually sexually insecure and dysfunctional because they put too much stock into their pathetically tiny malformed sexual organ. They seek to constantly cover up their shortcomings because they need tweezers to hold it to pee because their man is literally the size of a roach clip from a blunt.

Maybe he's being so shitty to the ladies because he got a "roach clip dick."

by Dem Applez October 27, 2022