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When one member of the couple changes their facebook relationship status before the other.
Steve has gone from "in a relationship" to "single.
Bob - "But his gf is still "in a relationship", what's going on?"
John - "Must be relationship lag."
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Someone who loves loyal relationships, but intensely enjoys sex at the same time.
She's not a hoe, she's just a relationship hoe
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a better choice of words for an open relationship.
X+Y+Z= YES PLEASE
Chad, Zachary, and I should be in a polynomial relationship
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a). a facebook setting that allows you to give in to your sluttastic urges while keeping a "saftey net" around in the event that you're unable to hook up with anything hotter.
b). a great way to set yourself up for some hellish drama, instead of being honest with your significant other.
"oh there's no need to worry about milliscent, we're in an open relationship. yeah we just need some time- SHIT, milliscent's here! act cool, we were just talking...about...chinese fireworks. that's right, chinese fireworks and not hooking up with eacho- hey babe, how's it goin'? you okay, you look upset. you wanna talk about it, i- hey milly, babe come back!"
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When a simp and a streamer have a mutually beneficial relationship
"I gave pokimane 10 tier 3 subs and she said my name twice!
"Sounds like a simpiotic relationship to me bro."
An act of neglect in the most important of areas shortly after entering into a new relationship.
‘You’ve got a decent set of relationship pubes there mate.’
‘I know, new Mrs. Haven’t manscaped for a while.’
The brief period in which you are so engrossed in your partner that everything they do or say is angelic and perfect in your sight. This usually takes place during the honeymoon phase of ones relationship.
Dude you definitely got relationship eyes for Sally man, you barely acknowledge her mustache.