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A high school where the floor cracks, the roof leaks, you can buy copious amounts of illegal drugs, full of obnoxious popular people with no sense of reality and their daddies wallets, annnddd you can still graduate with your class.
" Heyy where did you go to school?"
" i went to wellsboro area high school..."
"...congradulations...."
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Come to the palms and feast your eyes upon no cute boys, mean girls, and feel free to enjoy our endless supply of horndogs just dying to get a booty pic. We can't forget about our lovely student body who can't wait to spread rumors and call you names for absolutely no reason!
Even so, with all these amazing qualities our school here had some kick ass SAT scores for our area. However, it'd be nice if we could address some of our other issues to make palm city a more pleasant place to raise your children. No one likes this town lol phs needs your help so come on down for a great time among your fellow palmyrans and nap under the cool shade of the palm trees that don't exist. Oh and we can't forget about the fresh array of sinkholes that can't wait to swallow you whole!! :))
Palmyra area high school has so many horndogs and mean girls that no one can resist attending class every day.
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It’s like if You dies and went to hell you would peffer hell over going to eams. The food is like they went dumpster diving and fed us the trash. No one cares about you unless you a football player or a cheer leader. If I had to choose hell or eams I would definitely choose hell
Kid 1 : I’m going to kys
Kid 2 : omg why
Kid 1 : I go to easton area middle school
Kid 2 : got a extra nuse
Some random school that nobody knows exists and also has a bunch of crazy and random policies. The students are really ghetto and crazy too and it’s on the news sometimes
Little Timmy: “I forgot to put my phone in the caddy at Brownsville Area High School so now I have to give it to the office every day”
Little Sally: “You wasn’t even on it though”
Northampton Area Middle School (NAMS) where all your friendships will end and you're most likely going to get bullied. Where the teachers are cunts just like the girls there who think they are so damn perfect. NAMS doesn't care about your health, you could get shot and they would say "Here, use a band aid"
If you don't behave, I'll be sending you to Northampton Area Middle School!
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A place worse than mental institute. 90% of the students are hicks and incest babies. The teachers don't know jack shit. The only thing this school has going for it is the special ED kids that will work for free
Kid 1: I go to Clarion Area High School
Kid 2: ( Runs and screams in terror)
Extremely white school that is still good at Basketball. Known For bomb threats and Extreme nicotine addictions. Doesn’t know how to hire a good teacher. We have the greatest name in the wpial “Fightin’ Planets”.
😳 Mars Area School District Bomb Threat No school Today
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