Swimming in the soy sauce

To go against popular belief in a reckless or aggressive mannerthat ultimately leads to social ostracization.
To say something unpopularly savage.

David asked a group girls if they wanted to suck his dick. Needless to say, he was swimming in the soy sauce.

Norwegian Swimming Window

The two days a year the water temperature in Norway raises above 15 degrees Celsius, and norwegians consider it possible to go to the beach.

Ola: Hey Kari wanna go to the beach?
Kari: Nah it's June and the Norwegian Swimming Window hasn't opened yet.

Doane Swim Team

When you jump in the lake at Doane University while drunk. There are multiple classifications.

Varsity: Go in the lake naked
Varsity Captain: jump naked off the bridge
JV team: go in the lake with clothes
JV Captain: jump off the bridge clothed

Hey guys let’s get doaned and join the doane swim team.

High School Swimming

High School Swimming it’s a taste of reality. Your swimming with the big boys now. Swimmers start to take the sport more seriously and you make very close relationships with your team.

Paisley: I’m going to take the upperclassman’s spot in High School Swimming
Mckalyn: You don’t have a chance in high school

i cant swim

when in water, This person is drowning, save them. When out of water, this person is calling you're bullshit, because you're lying.

1st guy- "I love my job and helping others in this hospital"

2nd guy- "me too, i'm such a tool"

3rd guy- "I cant swim"

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swim in her ocean

expression used by a man who would like to commit oral sex on a woman while keeping his comments secretive. (swim in her ocean: listen to the sounds coming out of her "seashell")

Man 1: Hey, I would enjoy swimming in that girl's ocean!
Man 2: Yeah that girl is smokin!

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Swim Laps

Slang / sexual inuendo for fellatio, either simultaniously or alternating amongst 2 or more people.

"Hey, you want to go swim some laps? ;) "

"M4M looking for a partner to swim laps with at local pool"

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