This ends NOW

Statement uttered in a testosterone fog, in a deep voice, when the absolute maximum tolerable insult has been reached. It is a preface to the mother-of-all fights, but said by the one who is doomed to lose spectacularly. Whether it is the bully that keeps coming back, a villain that keeps getting their villainous plot foiled by a superhero, or just that you would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids, it all ends now.

Hero: "You stink at being a bad guy"
Brute: "We'll see about that" turns and leaves
Hero: "... and you're ugly too"
Brute: *grunts* keeps walking
Hero: "... and your mom in her fursuit is pretty hawt in bed"
Brute: stops and turns "This ends NOW!" charges, dies hilariously

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tab end

The end of a used cigarette, often found floating in the botton of a urinal.

road sweeper... "busy sweeping up all these tab ends from all these damn smokers."

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Heath End

the home of students who were rejected from weydon due to their IQ, heath end is the only school in the area that is flocked to by chavs. They have many different breeds of degenerate, for instance nittys trying to shove ket up their arse and roadmen trying to pull oranges in the corridor.

“i want to find some slaggy heath end girls to shag”
“take a trip down to heath end”

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end-of-the-line

The place God sends people who want for nothing and are still cruel. Not to be confused with the Last as in the last shall be first. No, they want for nothing and care for nothing and that is what they are and what they will get. Jesus is tired when he gets to them and says, "some other time".

The end-of-the-line is behind The Last. See that definition. The people who in the last days had it all and wouldn't share. The-end-of-the-line is for mean people. That is where they will go, to the end of the line.

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Rakey-End

n. The end of the rake used for raking, not the pole end.

v. To anally attack using a rake, but not the pole end, the 'rakey-end'

"I'll rakey-end your mom!!"

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Alternate Ending

Having sex during the second half of a film with a sad or crap ending.

Guy1: Me and Bianca had sex during the last forty minutes of 'Titanic'.
Guy2: Oh that happened when I was watching 'The Village'.
Guy1: I love Alternate Endings.

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Cock end

a total penis dickhead annoying prick that kind of thing. See also nob end

You cock end/ nob end

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