butter shoes

A girl who is hot but her shoes (butter shoes).
Like 'butter face'.
Origins from the footlocker back to school ad

*Hot girl walks in wearing crocs*
Guy 1: Oh oh oh..look at her
Guy 2: Man she is super fine!
Guy 1: Wait no shes not, shes a butter shoes
Guy 2: Waht!?
Guy 1: Everything is hot but her shoes,
I mean look at those..Im depressed right now
Guy 2: Dude im gonna be sick!

*Average girl walks in wearing nikes*
Guy 1: Oh wait a minute..Im happy again

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shoes on a wire

Footwear hanging from an overhead wire by the laces. The laces of the shoes are tied together, then lobbed up to the wire(s) so that the shoes hang and dangle. Supposedly signals a location where drugs can be purchased; also symbolizes pointlessness i.e. there is no good reason for the object (shoes) being there. Can be found near schools, and in poor areas and tourist locations.

"Once in awhile I'll spot shoes on a wire and it sparks my curiosity and I'll chuckle."

"Let's play the shoes on a wire game. First one to get the shoes to hang wins."

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moon shoes

Shoes that make you bounce. Popular in the 90's they are still selling today but I don't know if people still buy them for their children today

I'm having a mid-life crisis, so I'm putting on my moon shoes and acting like I'm 10 agian

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Shoe fart

Victims include anyone wearing sandals with sweaty feet. The act of making a "farting" sound created by movement of the foot off the side of the shoe usually while walking.

"Samuel was walking to the train station on a hot summer day wearing sandals and no socks. His foot slipped inside of his shoe, making a farting sound. Everyone pointed and laughed at him."

"Dude, did you just hear that?"
"Yeah I heard that. It sounded like a fart. But I only smell sweaty feet"
"Samuel you shoe farter, Put some powder on those dawgs."

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Porcelain Shoes

On some occasions, people have had sex in an airplane bathroom. Since those bathrooms are so small, some people accidently get their feet stuck in the toilet. those are called porcelain shoes.

Dude, I was f*****g Angela earlier and I got a pair of porcelain shoes. The attendant had to help me out...

shoe magic

Worlds best shoe cleaner at oak park mall in lenexa, Kansas

"Omg did you see that guys shoes? You know he bought shoe magic."

kenyan shoes

A label used to describe the state a person is in when he or she runs fast.

"Dude, did you see Steve?"
"Nah man. As soon as the cops showed up, he put on his Kenyan shoes and booked it out of there."