January 3

Kiss you gf/bf day

Hey babe hey baby it's January 3rd let's kiss

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January 14

National being single appreciation day!!!!

january 14 is the day when you absolutely do not need a girlfriend to be happy. single lives rule!!!!

January 14

January 14 is the day when long ass penis niggas where born

I have a long ass penis

Are u born January 14
Yes

Ah i believe u

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January 20

A day where you go see a movie with your s/o regardless of there actually being anything good

Boy: *remembers it’s January 20th*
Boy: *calls gf* “hey it’s January 20 so let’s go see a movie
Gf: but there’s nothing good
Boy: that doesn’t matter
Gf:ok

January 20

National kiss you’re almost gf/bf day.

The most especial day of the year cause if you do it you have a surprise.

bf/almost bf: kiss*

gf/almost gf: what was that

him: January 20 bae <3

No PUBG January

A month in which you cannot play PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds in any way, shape or form. Loss of saltiness tends to increase by 700%.

"Hey, Michael, I need your help in Pochinki!"
"Sorry man, it's No PUBG January! Can't do that shit today!"

January 16th

Best Friends Day :) You and your bestie can have the best day ever on this day :)))))) have funnnn😌

Sydney: Omg guess what!?
Penelope: What?
Sydney: today is January 16th!!!!

Penelope: and?
Sydney: ITS BEST FRIENDS DAY!!! :))))
Penelope: yessssssss!