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Someone who constantly plays fruit machines in pubs, bars, chip shops or amusement arcades.
"It's Mike's round where is he??"
"He's over there feeding the gambler the slot jockey!"
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1. Noun. Referring to a male. Just a couple steps below your basic douche bag.
2. Whiner. Man who constantly complains like a 15 year old bitch.
"Ron was being such a Tampon Jockey last night!"
"You guys, it's late. I want to go!"
"Oh Ron, Don't be such a Tampon Jockey"
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A lady of dubious morals who persues the Dj at the bar/club.
"There's Lorraine in the dj box, She's such a Jockey Slut"
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One who chooses to wrangle or catch all the skeet that comes there way.
"Man, she took all that skeet good."
"Yeah, she's a skeet jockey"
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-- briefs; underwear worn usually by men. More supportive than boxers.
EXAMPLE:
' My penis was three inches long and five inches in diameter. Its diameter was a world's record as far as I knew. It slumbered now in my Jockey Shorts. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Epilogue (Page 284).
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guy who marries a girl abroad and brings her home so she get's a green card
Hey Dave you going on holiday this year?
Why yes, as a cunt jockey I shall be visiting Thailand and bringing something back- thanks for asking reverend
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