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The name of a male madly and deeply in love with a woman called Mary Alice now and forever. Three things he's good at are fucking, fishing and fighting. This will never end and these are never ending facts.
That Joel Owings belongs with Mary Alice.
Extreme sensitivity with an adverse reaction to anything brexit.
Sorry I got joeled up last night.
Pastor Joel is not only a man of God, but is also an army veteran, doctor, yoga instructor, plumber, firefighter and, most importantly, A Minnesota Vikings fan.
Joel first gained notoriety after his cousin Kyle posted an image of him on the Jumbotron during a home Vikings game. After this, word of Joel's good deeds quickly began to spread
In his spare time, Joel works as a relationship counselor for college aged women.
Breanna: Did you hear that Pastor Joel took time out of his day to help console a woman whose marriage is on the rocks?
Stephanie: That's really good of him!
Joel the ledge is a breed of men who Lifts 10million tonne trucks don't mess with him he wares proper scary skull mask things
Joel the ledge is a a phrase slang name
The biggest gayest gay their is in world history, he smacks little asians and thinks he is not a redneck, he also is a vewy bad bad boy, once he tried to rape my apple
Joel is a fagitmain
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Joel is a inbred.
He cannot control his ADHD.
He is a brat in class and is very noisey
Joel is a idiot
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Joel's Law states that all events have a one in two chance in happening, commonly expressed as JL.
Therefore, P(anything)=JL=1/2.
Does not apply to Joel's Law.
Kid One - Dude, I'm totally going to fail this test today.
Kid Two - It's not that bad, according to Joel's Law, you have a JL chance of passing.
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