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Joel Bird

A girl who is blonde and wears Loads of make up and has massive tits due to be a chub

Proper Joel Bird you

by RobbieFuckingP January 11, 2020


Joeled up

Extreme sensitivity with an adverse reaction to anything brexit.

Sorry I got joeled up last night.

by Captaing January 31, 2018


pastor joel

Pastor Joel is not only a man of God, but is also an army veteran, doctor, yoga instructor, plumber, firefighter and, most importantly, A Minnesota Vikings fan.

Joel first gained notoriety after his cousin Kyle posted an image of him on the Jumbotron during a home Vikings game. After this, word of Joel's good deeds quickly began to spread

In his spare time, Joel works as a relationship counselor for college aged women.

Breanna: Did you hear that Pastor Joel took time out of his day to help console a woman whose marriage is on the rocks?

Stephanie: That's really good of him!

by Turbo Mosaic October 16, 2023


Joel the ledge

Joel the ledge is a breed of men who Lifts 10million tonne trucks don't mess with him he wares proper scary skull mask things

Joel the ledge is a a phrase slang name

by Loldude yourmum October 20, 2018


Joel

The biggest gayest gay their is in world history, he smacks little asians and thinks he is not a redneck, he also is a vewy bad bad boy, once he tried to rape my apple

Joel is a fagitmain

by Heymansdwa July 30, 2018

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Joel

Joel is a inbred.

He cannot control his ADHD.
He is a brat in class and is very noisey

Joel is a idiot

by James is your pro siege player November 8, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joel's Law

Joel's Law states that all events have a one in two chance in happening, commonly expressed as JL.
Therefore, P(anything)=JL=1/2.
Does not apply to Joel's Law.

Kid One - Dude, I'm totally going to fail this test today.
Kid Two - It's not that bad, according to Joel's Law, you have a JL chance of passing.

by Joel Froehlich January 27, 2008

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