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John is a very tall person with a big nose. He annoys you all the time for stupid reasons and NEVER stops talking. Even when he’s all alone he talks. He does everything last minute and never plans things ahead of time. He puts no effort into anything and procrastinates everything he does- even simple things that anyone else wouldn’t think twice about. If you ever meet a John, make sure to turn the other way. This is a warning ⚠️
Sandra: Why are you so mad?
Angelina: John put me in a really bad mood. He’s so annoying!
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A gay white fuck boi who is trash at gaming however is SOMETIMES a good friend
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Someone who is gay ❤💛💚💙💜and is trash at anything to do with video games however is sometimes a good friend 👍😎
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John is a fuck boy. He doesn’t know what he wants and can appear nice and sweet and innocent but that’s not the truth. He prefers cheap and easy girls to girls of substance. Stay away from anyone named John because they will just break your heart.
That John man, he’s the worst.
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An alcoholic drink made from combining diet coke with cheap tequila. The name refers to the taste, similar to toilet water.
I passed out in a puddle of vomit because I was drinking the Johns all night.
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a man with a very small penis, occasionally about 2 and a half inches in width and 1 inch long erect.
johns penis was so small that sheral cryed
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A guy with a needle dick. Not very satisfactory in bed. Very bland personality, will not keep anyone entertained for longer than 3 minutes. He is so oblivious about having a needle dick.that he pulls it out at any chance he can. He regularly says idiotic things. Will never be able to string together a line of intelligent words.
Girl 1 have you seen johns needle dick.
Girl 2 it looks like a needle lol.
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