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Junkie Guilt

A Scottish phrase to describe the feeling oneself may experience when getting ‘onnit’ without making any effort with their appearance whatsoever. This implies that getting ‘pished’ is not a special occasion, but in fact an everyday pastime, like it would be for a junkie.

Abigail - “Alright gal, want to get onnit?”
Jennifer - “Nah chick, am wearing joggies n av no got ma face on, al get junkie guilt.”

by strawberry123456789 January 25, 2021


Resentment Junky

A person addicted to feeling persecuted by others who don't share their convention, typically manifesting itself in a charge of elitism over trivial things.

Typical resentment junky thinking: "God I hate beer snobs, they just hate Bud Light to think they're better than me."

by the gravy boat March 20, 2013


cringe junkie

A person who is into cringy and uncomfortable imagery.

He's such a cringe junkie

by Mr. Robotron March 29, 2019


Data Junkie

In a test lab environment, the Slave Master to the Data Monkeys. The Data Junkie will typically assign to his Data Monkeys, the chore of running endless tests that could take days or weeks that will produce a plethora of data that is used to overwhelm upper management, co-workers, techology partners, and customers.

Data Junkies also tend to spend long periods of time composing large emails that contain a lot of Copy and Pasting from various email threads. Because the Copy and Pasted emails are actually attachments {that also contain embedded attachments}, there is no logical organization of the data, which causes the email recipients to either not read the email or to spend days attempting to digest and get the information mentally organized. Typical email sizes from Data Junkies tend to run in the megabytes and clog Inboxes.

This tactic can achieve two purposes:
1. In a company where there is a hostile inter-departmental political war between departments and the Data Junkie is in the hot seat, this tactic can be used to stun the aggressor to back off because the aggressor has to sift through the pile of data, and the aggressor doesn't have the time.

This diffuses the situation and buys the Data Junkie Time.

2. The endless amount of overwhelming data can also be used to dazzle upper management and to dazzle clueless hostile customers. In a customer service environment, this technique moves the focus from the customer problem to talking about the overwhelming data, which will calm the customer down.

by scseh September 12, 2008

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Phone Junkie

noun - informal
A phone addict.
A person with a compulsive habit or obsessive dependency on their phone.

Have you seen that guy over there? He won’t look up from his phone, even if someone barges into him, he’s such a phone junkie!

by The Gadd June 3, 2018

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Metroid Junkie

Someone who is obsessed with the video game series Metroid

Nate is such a Metroid Junkie

by MetroidPimp July 6, 2010

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media junkie

Someone that is well versed in using media devices such as: computers, cameras, internet, social media, television, radio, video, music, cell phones, video games, etc. , and spends the majority of their time using them.

Photographers are typically media junkies because they're always working with cameras and graphics design computer programs such as Photoshop.

Music producers usually media junkies because they are always working with mixers, microphones, computers, music programs.

Americans are turning into media junkies because a large portion of them are constantly on their cell phones, TVs, and computers.

Angela is a media junkie because she's always doing something with electronics and internet.

by DjKoolaideMix September 30, 2015

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