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Resentment Junky

A person addicted to feeling persecuted by others who don't share their convention, typically manifesting itself in a charge of elitism over trivial things.

Typical resentment junky thinking: "God I hate beer snobs, they just hate Bud Light to think they're better than me."

by the gravy boat March 20, 2013


Cereal junkie

A cereal junkie is someone who eats cereal at any time of day. Sometimes numerous of bowls in one sitting. And it's not just for breakfast. Cereal is available all day long

I don't really like lunch, I'm more of a cereal junkie.

by Nai :) August 19, 2017


cringe junkie

A person who is into cringy and uncomfortable imagery.

He's such a cringe junkie

by Mr. Robotron March 29, 2019


Data Junkie

In a test lab environment, the Slave Master to the Data Monkeys. The Data Junkie will typically assign to his Data Monkeys, the chore of running endless tests that could take days or weeks that will produce a plethora of data that is used to overwhelm upper management, co-workers, techology partners, and customers.

Data Junkies also tend to spend long periods of time composing large emails that contain a lot of Copy and Pasting from various email threads. Because the Copy and Pasted emails are actually attachments {that also contain embedded attachments}, there is no logical organization of the data, which causes the email recipients to either not read the email or to spend days attempting to digest and get the information mentally organized. Typical email sizes from Data Junkies tend to run in the megabytes and clog Inboxes.

This tactic can achieve two purposes:
1. In a company where there is a hostile inter-departmental political war between departments and the Data Junkie is in the hot seat, this tactic can be used to stun the aggressor to back off because the aggressor has to sift through the pile of data, and the aggressor doesn't have the time.

This diffuses the situation and buys the Data Junkie Time.

2. The endless amount of overwhelming data can also be used to dazzle upper management and to dazzle clueless hostile customers. In a customer service environment, this technique moves the focus from the customer problem to talking about the overwhelming data, which will calm the customer down.

by scseh September 12, 2008

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Phone Junkie

noun - informal
A phone addict.
A person with a compulsive habit or obsessive dependency on their phone.

Have you seen that guy over there? He won’t look up from his phone, even if someone barges into him, he’s such a phone junkie!

by The Gadd June 3, 2018

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jackpot junkie

anybody hopelessly addicted to gambling one who spends every night weekend and holiday at the casino

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

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Metroid Junkie

Someone who is obsessed with the video game series Metroid

Nate is such a Metroid Junkie

by MetroidPimp July 6, 2010

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