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a homosexual male that insists on getting jiffy extra crunch peanut butter spread on his urethra and insisting that derek eades brings out the jelly to make a urethra and jelly sandwich when jerking off with his own tears as luberication... and thinking bout giving a cincinattie bake potatoe to oprah winfree on the fourth of july while pat sajak jerks off on to his own butt crack
Fucking that megan justice was almost as bad as fucking tyler hinkle.
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Immediately after engaging in rear or "Doggy Style" intercourse, one draws two swords and thrusts them victoriously in their partner; Sado-Masochistic
Joe Bradley performed "The Swords of Justice" on some chick because he thought it would be cool but she didn't dig it
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When a girl has a fresh spray tan and you drop a load that makes her spray tan drip
Yah Haden has such a fake spray tan but i got some orange justice on her.
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A well known cringy dance made by an autistic kid who plays fortnite battle royale.
orange justice more like orange ......
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tha combinations of atleas 3 ov the 7 superhero sex moves, of superman, green lantern, flash, hawk girl, batman, wonder woman and j'onn. (correct definitions by Mutha WAT)
guy1: yesterday i gav dis girl a full Justice League with a superman, spiderman, AND a batman!!
guy2: wtf, spidermans a marvel hero and batman can onli b done with men, u poser-homo!
(kills guy 1)
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After months of knowingly downplaying COVID-19 and misleading the public as well as engaging in conspiracy theories in relation to the virus and continually mocking individuals, corporations and institutions that were trying to take the situation seriously, Donald Trump contracted said virus.
I always said that one of the greatest cases of poetic justice would be if Donald Trump ended up catching COVID after intentionally creating problems and making wildly inaccurate statements in regards to the virus.
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When you're at a wild party, or in any situation and you catch a guy hooking up with a passed-out drunk girl who is way younger than him, preferrably underage, you pull him off of her and repeatedly kick him in the face.
I saw this obnoxious looking wigger who was at least 18 banging this hot wasted freshman the other night, and I gave him perverted justice.
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