I Keeps!

Definition
I Keeps -- short for I keep it real

Backround/History

Ever since that fateful Dave Chappelle Episode this word has highly overused by white people everywhere

Guy1: Get outta my grill man! This ain't no barbecue! You ain't no Hamburger!

Guy2: What?!?!? Boy I KEEPS! (punches Guy1)

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keep in touch

What someone (but usually a guy) says when he knows he'll never contact you again. A less dickish version of "I'll call you".

Wow, last night was amazing. Keep in touch!

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keep it real

To not any shit from anybody, if they wanna mess then you mess,
To keep it real is to do shit that you know will fuck you over later but you do it anyway becuase you know, you got to keep it real

Johnny: "i dunno if i wanna do this, there are people in there"
Andre: "Shut the FUCK up bitch, We keep it real!!!, Now light that shit on fire"

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keep in gangster

Keep shit gully, and hard, and rough

I just got out of the pen and haven't shaved in 3 years and tomorrow I'm going in for an IT job interview, if that's not keeping it gangster, I really don't want to know what is.

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keep scrollin'

A term used to tell someone to move on and past your status update on their newsfeed.

Specifically used social media and forums to let someone know you have no time for their opinion, comments or general existence.

'Keep scrollin' is not restricted to social media and can be applied to real life situations.

Status update: Favourite movies? go.

Comment: Twilight.

Reply to comment: Keep scrollin' <insert friend name>

keep train

1) One of the easier and more reliable methods of transportation around the mean streets of Bespin
2) A suggestion generally offered by a pro to a noob shortly after tossing them into a bottomless pit of despair

eRim* was thrown to his doom by ducky
ducky: LOOOL KEEP TRAIN NOOB
eRim*: k thats it
eRim* disconnected

keep a Charlie

Keep a Charlie- Lyrics by Shootergang Kony meaning to keep a gun. Charlie coming from Charlie Brown, Kony saying his gun goes womp-wah-womp-womp like the parents in the cartoon.

“ Keep a Charlie, bitch, I got a chopper on me
It go womp-wah-womp-womp and flip the whole party, uh “