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n. The act of opening one's backdoor, that is, anal sex
"Hey, you know I wanna be your backdoor key, its about time I opened it up"
John: "Did you hear about Matt?"
Chris: "No what happened?"
John: "While he was fucking Shirley she gave him the key to her backdoor"
When someone needs a shit so bad, that once they enter the house they fling their keys just before unloading hell into their toilet.
“Crikey Arthur, as soon as I got home I dropped everything and had a shit”
“Was it a key flinger?”
Pony tail. Named for the New Zealand Prime minister's well-known fondness for pulling women and little girls' pony tails.
Hey man, your hair's getting real long.
I know, I have to wear it in a John Key at work.
The act of burping whilst eating out a girl, then slapping her stomach to let it out in the form of a queef.
Jane "Did you just make me queef?"
Jack "No, I just turned the key."
a term interchangable with d.l. or low key, used when u dont want someone telling others what your telling them.
"Bro I just fucked that Mexican chick."
"Thats awesome. Wait til everyone hears about it"
"No man, keep it on the long key"
"aight I would tell no one"
When you attempt to type something with your keyboard but it outputs some weird-ass French shit.
*SMS*
Joe: Hey Mary want to go out tonighté
Mary: What's the E thingy?
Joe: Oh sorry, I have a bad case of Foreign Keys.
Joe: Hey Mary want to go out tonight?*
Ps; Joe never got the date. Not because of foreign keys, but because of double texting.
The F25 key is extremely dangerous. If you press the F25 key, you will be obliterated into the 125th dimension, which is actually a tardis according to some sources. One known victim of the F25 key is an unknown girl, who pressed it and then was never found again.
Girl: Are you ready for this? Promise not to tell. I'm gonna hit the F25 key, get ready!-
*gets obliterated into the 125th dimension*