hot knocker hanson

a phrase describing a girl with enormous breasts. It is customary to then lightly slap one or both of her hot knockers while exclaiming "I want me some hot knocker hanson"
*Please note that you should only practice this with someone who is comfortable with you grabbing their red light area.

Damn, she's a hot knocker hanson

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cock knocker

some one who likes to knock cocks!

ie wankin a male off

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Bust them Knockers

Bust them knockers is an English slang way to say Shake them tits.

"Oh yeah baby, bust them knockers"

Alaskan Shit Knocker

A very small man that walks around on all fours with a 20 inch strap on attached to his belt because he is insecure about his own penis size. He tends to run around searching for people shitting in public restrooms. When he finds his victims he jumps over the bathroom stall onto their feet to then catapults them across the restroom. He then digs into his volumptuous new meal. He usually let's out a screech to warn his victims he's coming. When he approaches the poor souls he takes the shit from the toilet bowl and forces them to eat it. He then gives his schlong a swirly wirly in the shit water. After that he continues to slap his victim across the face with his schlong and then runs out into public on all fours making grunting noises while vigorously shitting everywhere.

"Woah! Do you see Tom!? He's on all fours again. Better run before he gives you an Alaskan Shit Knocker."

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cock knocker

1) A homosexual, or more broadly, anyone who loves the cock.

2) Phallus shaped door knocker.

Then, I get punched in the motherfuckin nuts by a guy names cock knocker.


Wow, that house we saw, it had a cock knocker.

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got me by the knockers

How New Jersians say, "I don't know."

Tom gave me a puzzle to figure out and wouldn't you know it got me by the knockers!

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Fart Knocker

1. a trained doctor who knocks the farts right out of you.
2. a person/thing who knocks the farts out of you with a quick blow to the stomach
3. a dumbass who thinks he's cool but he's trip'n

1. Dr. Fart knocker used a Fart knocking device to knock the farts out of little Tony.
2. Rover knocked the farts out of his owner when he wanted to play "fetch"
3. Elmo's gonna knock the farts out of you!

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