After a long day of nude (genitals exposed) suntanning/burning, engaging in near criminally violent sex. This has become a classic torture technique perfected in Asia, and most recently implemented in Guantanamo Bay.
I don't think I can leave my house tonight, I am sore from an intense Hiroshima Heat Lamp session this afternoon.
2π 5π
A ceramic lamp that has a short in the wiring, covered entirely in duct tape.
Joe: That Butt-Ass Lamp is so cool. Where did you get it?
Bob: In an alley 2 feet from your mother's ankles!
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The act of taking a lava lamp and inserting in your partners pooper for 5 minutes then taking your dick and suplexing your partners great grandmaw while she is buried in the ground and then run naked to the nearest highway and do the stanky leg befofe getting hit by a 18 wheeler.
Dude, I totally gave this one nigger a New Zealand Lava Lamp and I survived.
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cigarette -the all-important ever-present light/flame that helps them on their way!!
the carbide lamp of life would become tiresome, i'm sure!
1π 2π
visualizing a console inside ones' head containing rows of lamps lit by various human experiences.
the lecher lamp would be the one to illuminate upon sight of a 'statuesque' human!!
similar to the cartoons, where a cartoon character would turn into a powerful vehicle (truck, e.t.c.) blowing a horn, belching smoke, revving engine and burning rubber, upon visualization of same!! (tongue hanging out, too??)
she knew she could light my lecher lamp!!
that young woman lit my lecher lamp!!
he was gay, but still lit her lecher lamp!!
1π 1π
a furry purple dildo that wiggles back ad forth for added pleasure
"wow that furry purple wiggle lamp was great last night!"
2π 9π
A shot of cum with a Jameson chaser.
βThe Irish Lava Lamp, blow your load with a side of Jamesonβ
2π 512π