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landing strip

A female with cultivated pubic hair such that all that is seen is a nice, groomed line, pointing towards her pussy, 'guiding' one towards the region as stated above.

"Did she have a triangle, landing strip, Brazilian or was she just unkept?"

by Diego August 12, 2003

272๐Ÿ‘ 187๐Ÿ‘Ž


Emergency Landing

1) Start by standing up and 69'ing with your girl
2) Continue to eat her out
3) Right before she climaxes completley release her from your grip and watch her fall to the ground landing on her neck.

I was lickin' like mad till I had to pull off an Emergency Landing!

by J-Rod188 October 28, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


land barrel

to get barreled on land, getting laid, sex

"pull in dude, land barrel!!"

by Mark Kidman October 9, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


STARFISH LAND

A song about a man who wants a lady to let him into her ASSHOLE.

The a train never stops
And i am headed for your hole
I'd be so lucky if i
Could cream in your asshole
There's so much shit that we
Could make each other do
I'd rather fuck your asshole
If that's o.k. with you
Here comes the honey
When i am through
But i am not done cause
Your asshole is so new
Open up wide, here comes the train
If your head was between your legs
Id love to screw your brain

Let me lick your asshole
Let me lick it clean
I'll take you all to starfish land

Let me lick your asshole
Let me lick it clean
I'll suck out all the peanuts
I'll suck out all the beans
I'll tongue fuck your rectum
I'll drive up your dirt road
I'll felch out my own semen
And spit it down your throat

I love bunnies
I love pink
I love my moms underpants
Especially when they stink
I love rainbows
I love balloons
I cried at forest gump
And disney cartoons

Boba fett, boba fett
Vader and boba fett

Lubed up mustard glove
Anal love
Traveling butt raping show
Steal a mercedes
And grab the old ladies
And grease up your o

She said that i could touch it
She said she'd let me in
I warmed her up with my middle finger
Some anal ease and gin
My wang was in her crap trap
Just about to explode
Her 30 year old stepmom
Came in and drank my load

by Gicester September 1, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nintendo Land

When someone looks like they are lost and have a really dumbass look on there face or they're just staring or holding an expression for a long time.

That guy is in nintendo land.

by colonel klink March 29, 2005

14๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fufu Land

Fufu land is a magical place.
Informal term for VAGINA.
It can apply to both hairy and shaved genitals.
It is most commonly used during sex with Harry Potter.

"Mistress Cassandra goes to Fufu Land every night"

"Her fufu was seven centimeters at 7pm!"

"Fufu Land is full of treats."

by Alex and Lizzy June 14, 2007

34๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Landing Strip

The small strip of pubic hair a female leaves guiding the way to her vagina.

No man, she does not shave but she does have a nice little landing strip.

by Doc_G December 11, 2006

139๐Ÿ‘ 96๐Ÿ‘Ž