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The game you play when u want to bully little kids
God I’m a fucking legend and apex legends
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The new game that no one at my school will shut up about
Friend: "Have you heard of fortnite?"
Me: "Wtf that was so like 5 months ago, now its Apex Legends."
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1: an apocryphal story or tale which presents falsehoods as truth in order to frighten or warn the listener
Excludes: so-called "political urban legends".
My sister went to Tijuana and bought a Chihuahua but it turned out to be a rat - I thought that urban legend was false.
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League of Legends is a MMORPG inspired by a map called "Defense of the Ancients" for Warcraft: The Frozen Throne and is aimed at players aged 13 or older. The game is developed and published by Riot Games for MicrosoftWindows.
Because everyone is different, lots of things can make other's game experience worse. Here are some things that can very often ruin your experience in this game;
#1 At start of the game, from your team of 5 players, one player Ragequits.
#2 At any moment of the game, some players leave your team due to unknown reason / disconnect / having to go while finding a replacement is impossible.
#3 No one in your team is helping each other, which causes deaths and sometimes abusive behaviour
#4 For no actual reason, you are sworn and picked at after doing what you are supposed to, when the other(s) are not and blame you for their mistake
#5 Getting noobs as your teammates, as example; Sion is defending a turret, Rammus attacks the turret after minion wave gets near it - Sion doesn't do anything but auto-attacks the minions, allowing Rammus to destroy the turret.
6# Players threaten to report and get you banned because of their jealousity / want to have fun / other reason.
#1
Player 1: omfg League of Legends sux ffs u guys r low lvl noobs i go bye
-Player 1 has disconnected-
#2
Player 1: i gotta go soon
-Player 1 has disconnected-
#3
Player 1: PLEASE help me even a little for fs sake.
Player 2: lol ur a noob
Player 3: L2P Player 1
-Player 2 attacks enemy-
-Player 1 tries to help, victory is certain if both players attack-
-Player 2 backs off-
-Player 1 is targeted because Player 2 got away and Player 1 is being slowed so he can't get away / to enemy quick-
-Player 1 dies-
Player 4: lol ur a noob like he said
Player 1: wow, i get killed after trying to help him(which after he ran), pathetic.
#4
Player 2: help me u ****ing sh**, noob a**h*l*
Player 1: I tried to help you, but to save myself and not give enemy more gold, I had to back off.
Player 2: stfu ur useless
-Player 2 continues ranting-
#5
Player 3: What u mean dont autoattack? sry i know i shuldnt ulti to their turret but i almost killed anivia
#6
Player 5: im gonna report u for intentional feeding u noob lol and also because u dont help
-Player 5 is pretty much talking about himself when compared to your play/stats-
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A great game currently ran by greedy Chinese Overlords bent on squeezing money out of their customers via the micro-transaction model, locked-at-high champion and rune IP/RP prices, reduced IP income, themed skins aka: Legendary skins with actual effort put into them while adding some copy/pasta pic of splash art into the skin owner's profile; meanwhile, Riot's feigns having "worked sooo hard on those skins" etc.. This community's highly toxic and volatile, and filled to the brim both in-game and on the forums with trolls.
The Tribunal is some automated system ran by the very source of the problem aka: the community. The community already knows it's automated. Riot's employees troll their own members of the League forums in stealth aka: normal accounts, especially those negatively impacted by the Tribunal. The developers are going the way of EA and Blizzard, not giving a shit about their community while carrying out their game/forum-changing decisions forcefully knowing full well the players can't do shit about it. They use their player's addictions against them in every way possible.
This game's turned into a cesspool of negativity, and the forums are now the 4chan of MOBA gaming. Riot continues stifling dissent via trolling in stealth, down-votes, and in worst-case scenarios, permanent forum and/or in-game bans. The forum moderators especially particular reds also issue IP bans if you rub them the wrong way too many times.
<player> I've been banned from League of Legends.
<stealthed red #1> good riddance.
<stealthed red #2> you won't be missed.
<stealthed red #3> see you next week you addict.
<stealthed red #4> PULSEFIRE EZREAL wHERE aka: overused/spammed-by-stealthed-reds indirect promo-meme to rake in skin sales
etc..
<Pendragon> I ban you nao. I'm holier than thou because I'm the red running the ambiguous/automated Tribunal that can never be questioned, especially while my stealthed red stay trolling you and fling poo at you on the forums while they all down-vote you into oblivion. I simply pull up a history of your losses where you vented your anger, and then use it all against you to permaban your account and potentially get you to stupidly re-spend your money on some new account. My reds and I will also stifle your dissent while ignoring your pleas because we run the show. So if you don't like it, uninstall. See you tomorrow.
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A game created by Riot games. Essentially, it is very similar to DotA (Defense of the Ancients). It is free to play with some pay features, however there is no need to pay, the only benefit is like new clothes for a character than gives no stats or anything. Runes are gained in leveling so there is no unfair advantage for the richies. Free to play and essentially a good time.
Alex: Dude let's play some LoL
*Game commences*
Colin: Dude, this is great, lets gank that guy.
Tyler:Dude Jared's totally going to kill him in League of Legends.
Jared: Dude, i so got him. Im just like straight up chiefin the chop BFE. Penta kill!
Everyone: League of Legends is so chill.
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an egyptian man who has a gay relationship. usually undying legends live in canada
bruh this dudes an undying legend
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