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Damn.... Did you see that lemon baby in the toilet
When you cum in a girls mouth, swiftly followed by a generous squeeze off fresh lemon.
Damn baby u want me to make you a lemon drizzle cake
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Slang for the sexual act of rimming. Stemming from a confusing UK health debate regarding both the use of fungicides on lemons and how to remove them before consumption and that of rectal parasite risks involved in anilingus.
I was Washing Lemons with my wife last night, She had not wiped the rim though. I gagged as she moaned.
A tree that grows lemons, symbolic of both the sweetness of fruit and the bitterness of earth. All-powerful, all-beautiful.
We have a beautiful lemon tree in the backyard.
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Being bad at something that is impossible to be bad at.
Pento: Man I'm so bad at economics.
Eric Shin: Wow you're such a lemon.
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Another word for 'idiot' or 'moron'
Someone who hasn't sorted their student finance.
Charlie: "I haven't sorted my student finance yet."
Ben: "Well you should have done it by now, you lemon."
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