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You're born, you die.
Life is the shit that happens in between.
I need to get a life.
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Life's a bitch and then you die, so fuck the world and let's get high.
AKA: Fuck life you idiot, search for retard instead
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Leaving the online world of computer games to do things out in the real world, usually with friends.
I couldn't play with my online friends on Friday night because I was too busy lifing with that girl who lives down at the four seasons.
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Something like a box of chocolate.
"I think I'm going to get her Life for Valentine's day."
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Life is a gumball machine because you never know what you are going to get until you open the little door at the bottom, and sometimes it is poop because a homeless guy put poop in the gumball machine.
Victim one: Yay, I got red!
Victim two: My life is better, it's purple!
Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.
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