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Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp

it is another word for a wang, dong, etc. . .

Timmy looked at Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp for hours last night.

by Kevin November 6, 2003

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You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! — a taunt used in pugilistic or sexual situations daring an opponent to engage with you because your skill level is so superior that they may be potentially injurious for the unprepared. A variation of this dare is: You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back.

Either way and in either situation, you had better be able to deliver if you talk shit like that!!!!! Otherwise you will be accused of “selling woof tickets.”

Overheard; An old man with a cane to a young man giving him some lip:

“Come in over here you young jitterbug; I ain’t sellin’ no woof tickets — You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!“

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023

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limp bizkit loves your mom

i dunno something wookie says it is pretty funny thought

hey wookie limp bizkit loves your mom!

by kirstin August 29, 2004

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limp toaster

a mentally slow human who has the iq of a toaster and can’t get hard

used as an insult,

you’re a whole limp toaster”

by Krafffffty February 28, 2021


limp bug

Limp bug is where a bunch of guys get I a train and jerk off into each other's mouths.

John:Guys that limp bug was awesome at the party last night.

by Love your moms partners October 27, 2017


Limpe

Referring to yourself. Me

Limpe handsome. Limpe stronger than you.

by Herculesnaga November 21, 2017


Limping Coyote

A woman so ugly that looking at her makes your dick limp. A trick comprised of placing a poster or image in the line of sight during intercourse, used by high school and college boys to extend their sexual encounters or to prevent premature ejaculation.

Dude, is that poster of Donatella Versace your limping coyote?

by FRAGSTER23 November 30, 2016