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When you are about to cum inside of her and you pull out and put your penis in a glass of milk and scream "that's the power if pinesol baby!"
"Wanna do a slippery lizard?"
"No. Never again"
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When a large shit is hanging out of your ass
I have to go hang a lizard.
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A woman in her late thirties or older that tries to pick up younger men at a bar. These are more common than the run of the mill cougar and can be easily picked from the crowd by her leathery skin from too much sun bathing and her raspy voice from her two packs of cigarettes a day habit. Her perfume is that of bouquet of wilted flowers and liver decay.
That bar lizard over there just showed me her C-Section scar and told me she likes it rough.
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Masturbation
Similar to Drain The Lizard
I’m off to Drain the Lizard.
-More like he’s gonna Walk the Lizard!
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A very hot and attractive person. They also have a big ass and cock
Wow, look how attractive piss lizard is.
I know right.
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When one penetrates ones mouth with their tongue as a surprise while making out
We were making out and out of nowhere she gave me a sneaky lizard
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A nigga who thinks adding shadow to something makes it sound cool and uses that as his online name. He also likes to spam the word “fuck” in his sentences to make him sound cool
“Have you seen shadow lizard?”
“He’s a fucking dick, don’t even mention him”
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