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Having a lil fun in the parking lot after school... if you know what i mean
Val witnessed Brandon and Steph have parking lot sex after school and she was so disgusted by the X-rated things they did that she told everyone about it.
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Any real person(not a bot or program) who spams the hell out of your Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, or other social networking sites, or email box with items all day long.
Guy: I had to delete Angela, but that's ok I didn't like her in High School anyways.
Girl: Why'd you delete her?
Guy: She's a Sir Spam-A-Lot! She posted a never-ending barrage of iJango updates and statuses. I tried to tell her about it and she got really mad so I deleted her. Best move I ever made on Facebook!
Girl: I know, her status update rate is pretty ridiculous.
Guy: Tell me about it! I just want to tell her that her stupid program is never going to be anything and that she should get a real job, but she'll fall on her face like she did with Agloco, and I will be there to laugh and laugh. Haha.
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Basically, it means "the buttocks," but that just makes it sound so common. It's basically means a pair off ass-cheeks that you just can't take your eyes off. Like when you're walking in the East Village of Manhattan behind a pair of tight-jeaned cheeks, be them falling out or not and you are mesmerized. That is a Parking Lot!
"Damn, bitch. Yo Parking Lot showin!" "Damn, she got a fine PARKING' LOT." "He backed that PARKING' LOT right up on me. He could tell I liked it." "I can feel it in my PARKIN' LOT! MY PARKIN' LOT! MY PARKIN' LOT!" That was from Madonna's Hearbeat. Insert it...."You can catch me poppin' like (I keep on dancing to the night)." Instead of "You can catch me poppin' like, it's, "I CAN FEEL IT MY PARKIN LOT." It works. Trust.
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The term, after pooping on the toilet, used to describe a situation where one has to wipe their rear end with toilet paper many times until they are done. The term is derived from the American rapper Sir Mix A Lot.
Man, that bathroom trip was definitely a Sir Wipes A Lot for me. I'll never eat too many beans again!
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Someone who claims to be a good christian. When they pull in the church parking lot, they don a mask that shows them to be good, people loving, god fearing christians and when they pull out of the parking lot, they turn into evil, nasty, manipulative, judgemental spawns of satan. Hence, you have a parking lot christian.
You'd be surprised how many people in church turn out to be parking lot christians.
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ONE WHO ARRIVES TO WORK EARLY IN ORDER TO OBTAIN THE MOST DESIRABLE PARKING SPACE BEFORE ANYONE ELSE GETS IT.
CHARLES GOT TO WORK AT 6:30 AM AND PARKED THAT DAMN CAR AT THE FRONT DOOR, WHAT A PARKING LOT NAZI!
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someone who prefers to eat McDonald's in the Lakeland High School parking lot.
John: "Thomas why don't you just eat on the way to school?"
Thomas: "Because I don't like to eat while I'm driving."
John: "Oh so your a parking lot cunt!"
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