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A man-made sexual partner; A sex-bot; A robot with a dong; A robot with an 'access port'
I just spent 300 grand on a sex machine, but I'm still lonely...
Run for your lives! The sex machines are revolting!
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giant vibrator for women or men . . . . . eeeewwwwwwww.
miss Clemantine was very unsatisfied from the other leading vibrators so she leaned up against a washing machine.
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s.o. who's able to fuck as good as kusha
i fucked that hoe like a pimping machine last night
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1) A machine that, when filled with different types of cheese, transports said cheese into one's pocket, the perfect place for all of your cheese.
2) A form of currency used to buy cheese machines, approximately 3 cheese machines can be exchanged for one cheese machine. It should be noted that this is no different than the first definition except in this instance the machine is being used as currency instead of a high tech dairy teleporter.
1) "Where you cheeses goin' today? We're going to cheeseland...everybody gonna go to cheeseland...eh uh...CHEESE MACHINE!"
2) "How much do you think this wonderful machine costs?"
"Oh I'd say about 6 or 7,000 dollars."
"That's where you're wrong my friend, you can get this cheese machine with three easy payments of the cheese machine."
"See, now I would have thought you'd have paid with money."
"Nope, you pay with cheese machines. Soon everything in the world will be bought with cheese machines...because of the economy and stuff."
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A violent sounding term for the word "heart."
My blood machine must have been pumping at about 125 bpm after the marathon!
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A type of kiss where both tongues go in a circular motion mimicking a washing machine
“I heard Lisa and John were doing the washing machine behind school yesterday!”
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An attractive woman who can produce boners on an industrial scale.
"Dude, have you seen the new chick?"
"Yeah man. She's a total boner machine."
"Got that right. Gotta go adjust my trousers."
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