alpha male

The alpha male is an act that is performed by males usually in their teens and twenties who act tough, are loud, and have to be the center of attention or they feel insecure. When a man is successful and in his thirties he no longer acts this way because he has grown up and realized that the entire alpha male act is phony. When was the last time you saw a rich, successful man try to pick a fight??? Never. The only guys that do this are the losers that go to bars to take their anger out because they are angry inside for going nowhere in life.

35yr old alpha male at the bar,"I'm bald, fat, I make 7 dollars an hour and I work a job I hate...what are you looking at? Do you want to fight? I need to kick someones ass today because my boss ripped me an new asshole for burning the fries at McDonalds and I need to take it out on someone."

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male shocker

the reverse female shocker - one in the dink and two in the stink (the pinky finger goes in the penis hole and the index and the middle finger penetrate the anus)

Danny was acting up at work so Rich hit him with a male shocker to smarten him up.

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Male Human

A male human is a human being that has a genital, called a penis. It comes in different shapes and sizes. They can wear makeup, and do anything they want, same thing with female human because everyone gets to do what they want with their bodies. They don't have boobies, they have abs, or just a flat chest. Men are known as the strongest gender ever, they were very privileged back then too. But now they're equal to women and we're all happy. They can have different mental disorders, sexualites, fashion, shapes, sizes, thoughts.. etc. And we all should respect that, respect everyone no matter their gender.

Hey that male human being is so hot omfg omg omg

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male docking

When a male inserts his penis into another males penis hole

"Come here jerry let's do some male docking today"

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kaycee (male)

when you meet a kaycee you will fall in love , once you meet him you fall under him spell. hes very very very athletic and is good in bed so girls better get ready. he is very creative and never has a problem saying things straight up , so if he has a problem he will tell you. also known for an amazing kisser so get your tongues ready . kaycee is also a greek term for "lovely" so once you meet a kaycee hold on to him (:

Sara: "I think I'm in love with Kaycee (male)"

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Chi Male

Based Gigachad intellectual. Pursuer of knowledge and discusser of the philosphical. Enjoys researching things on the internet and through books. Is like a sigma in that he is introverted, but his mind is a beauty of its own. Generally blackpilled, bulgariapilled, pillpilled, and forward thinking.

"Did you see Adam's presentation on Julius Ervosa?"
"Oh yea, he's a total Chi Male."

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male tail

The male version of a whale tail. When a man's thong underware is hiked up so high, his pants are so low, or a combination of both, that you can see what resembles the sea creature's tail.

D: What is THAT!?!?
J: Ah, yeah that's just a male tail. They're all over the place here.
D: Oh, how fun. Look! That one is neon green!

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