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Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it
(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )
Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine
different states of mind under marijuana
from the book of senses.I have chosen a scale from 1-5 to describe this:
1:This is achieved from one to two hits and make the person more relax.kinda like a cigaret feeling.it also makes the person more aware
2:This stage known as Buzzed happens with approximately 5 hits.at this stage the person is high even though he doesnt immediately doesnt undersand it.
3: This stage also known as high usually happens between 8-10 hits and the person clearly knows he is high and and reacts to it.this is the desired stage for most people.however the problem with this stage is that although it feels great originally,it loses its greatness in less than an hour and the person starts to come down.
4:This stage also known as toasty happens between 12-18 hits and the person is not really himself and can barely walk.everything is in its ultra funniness and the person can not think.(perfectly mixing different kinds of marijuana makes this better.
5: OD: most people think it is impossible to overdo on weed but that is incorrect.anything more than 20 hits from DIFFERENT types of weed gives the person a major headache and extreme seat in different situations.this is not desired
Notes:
-weed used in the experiment is a "good" dro(not medical,not swag).
-every hit is a rip and not a \/ hit.
-if a person hasnt smoked before are NOT able to feel that they are high untill they reach level 3.however if the person have been high before can get to stage 2 and still feel high
-being high is a state of mind that is only achieved by understanding it.unlike drinking.
different states of mind under marijuana
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when you are pushed down a take you drink all diffrent kinds of beers and eat food peple shuve in ur mouth and at the end a girl shuves her boobs in your face
It is from the show malcome in the middle, and his dad gets a marijuana tee party.
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When you try to get the best and last of your marijuana
to suck so hard on your bong that you smoke all of it, and it is sucked into the water
get a large hit
to get such a good hit, ht you jizz.
Sarah: dude you have to suck the semen from the marijuana
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The term that somebody calls a “joint” when they don’t know that you don’t have to specify what is in the joint to get the point across.
Look, that guy is smoking a marijuana joint!
You know (as a matter of absolute certainty) that a man would NEVER get that ruling. EVER. He could get arrested to jay walking and, in court, the defense could USE THAT EXACT DEFENSE... And THE MAN (Taylor) would be punished... HARDER. They would sentence him to 15 years for jay walking. They'd laugh at him for suggesting that he had "Marijuana Pshycosis." But MAYBE I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. So, just in case... Let's ask the expert on what would happen if women were men: TAYLOR SWIFT!
Hym "Hey, Taylor... So... What would happen to the Marijuana Psychosis girl if she was a man? Because she got ZERO prison time and some community service... So, if A MAN... Smoked some weed... And then stabbed he girlfriend 108 times... I mean, men have it easier and are rewarded for less, right? They probably would have given the guy a million dollars, right? A million dollars and a new girlfriend to stab! That's what would have happened if SHE was a man... And her dick would be bigger than mine... Am I close? Is that in the ballpark of what you think you happen? See, I always defer to the experts so I'll let Taylor Swift explain this one. What do you think, Taylor? Why aren't women culpable for their actions in the same way that men are? It's almost like their level of agency is considered to be diminished in such a way that when they commit horrific crimes they can't or shouldn't be held accountable in the same way that a man would... Weird... I wonder why that is... But whatever. I guess you can just get high and got rape a bunch of women and call it Marijuana Pshycosis now. I'll make sure I smoke wome weed before I murder any children and then it'll just be the 'Marijuana Psychosis' taking over."
The Ilminster urban legend. Known for her obsession with weed.
Example: "hey, I saw that marijuana monkey around town again today"
Example 2: "not gonna lie, marijuana monkey is pretty hot"