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Massive-Coatism is when a person is incapable of not wearing a massive coat everywhere they go, with the hood up, despite extremely hot weather or inappropriate situations. In extreme cases the subject will even wear the the coat to bed.
A person engaging in the practice of massive-coatism will become defensive the moment another person innocently asks them why they're wearing a coat in 40 degree weather, or why do they wear that coat at all times. The reasons for Massive-Coatism aren't all too clear, but it would appear to be linked to anxiety about ones body, or simply feeling safe completely concealed by a giant coat.
Josh: Dude, why are you wearing that massive coat in the middle of summer at the beach?
Mike: It's not that hot.
Josh: Mate, you're sweating.
Mike: I'm fine.
Josh: Honestly bro, you look boiling.
Mike: WELL WHY DO YOU CARE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT! STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT.
Josh: I think you might have Massive-Coatism
A joe Massive fartman can be used to describe someone who makes alts and fake servers to fart in. A joe Massive fartman may even use snapchat and talk to (12 year old) girls.
"Omg hes pulling a Joe Massive fartman"
"This iraqi is such a Joe Massive fartman"
Something said by a guy with a micropenis
Person1: My dick is massive!
Person2: no it’s not...
A women (or transsexual man) with overly large breasts.
The phrase was originally said by Ali G - acted by Sacha Baron Cohen
'Dat women has MASSIVE TATS
People who are scared of everyone and everything, resorting to violence as a response to that.
Girl: back off dickhead
Viktor:*pulls knife to girl*
Girl: you are a massive pussy
A cock with an impressive size.
"Wow it's a massive cock!!!" She said whie unziping his pants
caused by boredom becaus of blockage of games
every minute of everyday in school is massive school massacre