Matthew , A real piece of shit. Sucks cock on the daily and has secret gay crushes on all his male friends. Sucks at life to the fullest extent. His mother regrets not aborting him .
Matthew, a cock sucking faggot.
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Matthewβs wiener is bigger than everyone elseβs
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A sexy simp and dating a baddie
Yo you seen Matthew the simp with the baddie.
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Matthew is usually a narcissist. A man with a toxic masculinity. A Matthew who goes by matt for short is a red flag and you should watch out. They are very manipulative and guilt trip people to get there way. These men can be very dangerous and heartbreakers. Matthew's are very goal oriented and when they say they are going to do something they will. They're not stupid which is why they are such good manipulators.
"I dated this dude once and next thing ya know we have 2 kids and he steals them from me! He broke my heart my lifes a mess because of him. I ache for my kids everyday "
"Wow... I bet his name was Matthew, huh?"
"YES how'd you know?!"
"Most Matthew's are heartbreakers"
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The most annoying person you will ever know. He is always in your space but nobody can tell him they hate him. He attempts to be funny but isn't at all. He has no friends and no girlfriends. Do your part and stay away from Matthew.
Guy one : "Do you know matthew"
Guy two : " sadly"
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Matthew is a low down dirty ass hoe. He will stick his dick in anything that moves. Often he lets people stick it in his as because he is such a damn hoe! He may say he wants the pussy but he really just wants dick all day. If you put two Matthewβs together theyβll just jerk off all day and talk about how much they love being a Matthew.
You wanted to date that man. No. Heβs a Matthew.
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