Max

he’s a smelly ass dude, he hasn’t found out that showers exist. He’s a Ethiopian, and a fucking caveman.

look at max he’s a bitch

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to the max

A stupid catch-phrase, only to be used in a time of irony or comic relief.

Awesome. Awesome to the max!

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Max

V. to smash a toilet as a household responsibility.

N. someone whose primary chore around the house consist of smashing toilets

Adj. to the largest extent, huge;

Person 1: can that bangin chick make it to the sunday kegger?
Person 2: Not tonight boss, her parents have her maxing around the house all day.

Person 1: Dude that party last night was max!

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Max

-Jacked
-Womanizer
-Smart, just lazy
-Not fat, big
-Under rowing + math scholarship
-Father is part of mafia
-Best o-lineman
-Says he sacked the qb and got a touchdown (very incredible for o-line)
-Gets bad grades, but has goal of going to harvard

Max is someone that matches all of the above

Man, that guy is such a Max.

I wish I was a Max. That would be incredible.

I'm Max.

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maxe

One who is a fucking Homo. Of or belonging to the Homosexual genus. Career: Lifelong fudgepacker.

Look at maxe. What a fucking homo.

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to the max

Something done in the style of Max Hardcore.

He boned that girl to the Max.

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Max

Max is the ugliest man alive he has many friends but they are all fake since he is rich , he smells and he is fat and dumb

"Ewwwww look at max"
*max starts talking*
"Oh hiiiiii!"

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