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1). A joke used to refer to persons claiming to be experts in the field of social media. The punch-line being that those with enough expertise in the field know it's an impossible field to be an expert of.
2). A self proclaimed title by carpetbaggers and snakeoil salesman to mesmerize unsuspecting people with their recipes of easy "1,2,3" success in Social Media.
1). That guy with hardly any social media experience will call himself an expert.
2). "Follow my EASY stepwise formula to Social Media dominance and SUCCESS!" shouts the Social Media Expert.
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When a member of the media asks someone a question, then that person tells the media to ask somebody else the same question.
Sports reporter #1: "Why did the manager bench you for three games?"
Baseball player: "Ask him."
Sports reporter #2: "That's media ping-pong."
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by far the funniest radio/podcast talkshow I have ever listened to. Stationed out of Detroit. When WKRK lost its talk radio, I thought I would be bored forever because talk radio was dead in Detroit. I'm so relieved I found these guys.
As in: "Evil Greg from Wreckless Media Radio seems to have a fetish with inhaling farts from dead peoples' bodies."
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A social media fisherman is usually a scammer who posts other people's videos on their social media page and make it out as their own video to gain either popularity or money. The average social media fisherman may boast about their popularity status to make others feel low (When in reality most of them do not really give a shit, only just about how annoying they are) and add extremely cheesy titles on their videos to draw people in (known as click bait) . These people think they are hilarious but are total fuckheads. This is not to be confused with a social media fisherwoman who usually uploads a revealing photo on Facebook for a large amount of likes. Nevertheless, these people are cancerous and should not be on the Internet.
SloFloAntonio, Fortafy, Percy Inglis and Adrian Van Oyen are few of the many examples of Social Media Fisherman who are basically the cancer of either Facebook or Youtube or both.
Two British teenagers on their mobile phones:
Steven: Hey have a look at this video Matt, its called "Top 7 Pranks 2015 (Gone Sexual)" and its caption is a picture of a girls arse
Matt: Are you a fucking idiot, it's click bait mate
Steven: Its not that SoFlowAntonio twat again is it?
Matt: Well it says SoFlowComedy so yeah, it is
Steven: Fuck!
Two Australian men on their laptops browsing Facebook:
Mark: Oi Pete who is this poof doing this stupid don't judge challenge ?
Peter: Oh its gotta be that fuckin' Fortafy cunt
If Percy Inglis were ever heard by the Lord:
Percy Inglis : Only God can judge me!
God: You are a fucking faggot Percy
A group of untalented, immature, obnoxious and disruptive teenage boys who deem themselves "internet celebrities." They upload stupid things all the time. These acts include: throwing water on each other, singing off key, jumping up and down and riding on hotel luggage carts. People actually want to see this shit. The Social Media Infuencers have a strong, avid, cult-like following of horny, desperate and ditsy teenage girls who are absolutely infatuated with these boys. The boys usually go up to their hotel room and proceed to destroy it and post it on the internet. They are also known as cringe lords
Did you see those Social Media Influencers?
Yes, they are assholes
A sarcastic remark saying you don't care. Usually said after someone says something incredibly stupid or random. It originated from the movie "Arthur" where Arthur tells his valet, Hobson, he's going to take a bath. Hobson, not caring, says "I'll alert the media."
Arthur: Hobson
Hobson: Yes, Arthur
Arthur: You know what I think I'm going to do?
Hobson: What, Arthur
Arthur: I'm going to take a bath
Hobson: I'll alert the media...
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Girlfriend: OMG!! Jenny had the cutest top on today!
Boyfriend: Uh huh...
Girlfriend: I want that damn top! Like...oh my God!
Boyfriend: Mhm...
Girlfriend hits her hand on something
Girlfriend: Ow!! I broke a nail!
Boyfriend: I'll alert the media...
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A new twist on those who obsessively follow someone who is not interested in a relationship. Wherever the victim goes and whatever the victim does in the world of social media, the Social Media Stalker is there.
Jadine: He comments on every Facebook status update, photo, and post. And now he's on Twitter, obsessively responding to my every Tweet. I know he'll find me on MySpace any day now. HELLO: I am NOT interested, dude.
Serena: Sounds like you've got more than just a facebook stalker. Sounds like a full-out Social Media Stalker.
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