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when your girl gives you a blowjob after dental anesthetic and you nut in her mouth so that it drools down her chin
My girl went to the dentist today. Guess who got a messy mastiff afterwards?
A messy Nessie is when your poop is so long that one end of it is sticking out of the toilet water like the head of the Loch Ness monster
That messy Nessie was so long that it almost touched my butt
When left with no other option, one hastily rushes into a lake to let go a mythically proportioned shit. Resulting in a bobbing turd monster that people confuse as a cryptozoological beast.
As I was running with my toddler to my mother-in-laws house to dedicate, I was left with no other option than to jump in the lake and let loose a messy Nessie
(N) When your shit is wet and loose. It requires multiple wipes and doesn’t clean up easily.
Dude I had a messy mishap. It was so messy it felt like there was a brown marker in my ass.
A boundary that non-black people can not cross while debating or joking.
White Co-Worker: "Hey Malik, why do you think only 30% of black are getting married"
Black Co-Worker: "Hold on now Seth, you crossing the Messy Dixon Line"
Named after notorious sex-pervert and nazi party member Reginald Zweigart, a 'messy reggie' is a deviant sex act. The exact nature of the 'messy reggie' is uncertain, however it is believed to be scatalogical in origin. In modern use, the term may be applied to any sex act that one perceives as disgusting or insulting to one's character.
"I don't like to kink shame, but once he asked for a messy reggie, I knew we weren't compatible."
The train you and a few mates get on when you're going for a messy journey through space and time. Also known as the K Hole train.
Jake: I wanna go on the messy train
Ross: Yeah, Lets make some lines
2 fat lines are made and snorted.
Jake: Beaut
Ross: Yeahhhh