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a normal handjob finished with a painful yanking,
miami tugboat it like a tugboat pulling
When you blow dank smoke into a women's vagina, and inhale shotgunit after she queefs.
Jazmin wanted a Miami chimney, so she sent Eric to by a Dime Bag.
Post coitus, your bitch scoops the spooge and slaps you across the face with it
I cowboyed my man last night and treated him to a Miami Makeover
A Blond long haired Norwegian dude(see Gay He-man), using all his time working out and partying with girls half his age.
probably has a speedboat and a bunch of kids with a bunch of different women.
Look at Mr. Miami crushing those young ones...
When you make a right turn on red from a lane other than the right most lane, usually to avoid traffic that is using the right lane to go straight through the intersection.
“I was late to work, and made a Miami right cause some jackass was taking to long to turn”
An oral sex method in which one party engages in cunnilingus on the receiving party, whether anally or vaginally. The giving party gathers at least half a glass of orange juice inside of their cheeks, until puffed like a pufferfish, before going down on the receiving individual. Once their lips meet the orifice of choice, they open up the hole and shoot the orange juice into the hole until their cheeks are empty. For optimal performance, squirt every drop inside the person.
Girl 1: "I can't talk to that man anymore..."
Girl 2: "Why is he a dick?"
Girl 1: "No he's just weird, he wanted to try the Miami Pufferfish again."
I woke up with spermatozoa in my hair.
I went to bed with alone and woke up with this Miami beehive.