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When someone slows down at a stop sign and makes there turn without actually stopping
She got hit by the truck after she made a michigan turn onto polaris
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A palce where the locals complain about others knowing nothing about them, even though in their hearts they know that only the rich neighborhood doesn't have Liquor stores, Gangs, and constant Gun fire.
Detroit Local: Have you ever been to Detroit, Michigan?
Stranger: No, but I know its a horrible palce.
Detroit: No, it's not, you can getp ast the bullets and drugs you know!
Stranger: Pull up your skirt sally, this is Urban Dicitonary, we want to have soemthign funny not you whining about how we judge your town.
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The Michigan Wolverines are a NCAA Big 10 football team that has got the short end of the stick for the past decade. There are team that has a shitty fanbase; often thinking they are better than they really are. Despite this, their rivals fanbases tend to be equally as bad or worse (especially the fans in Ohio). They've went through a cycle of coaches that were both awful and culture changing to Maize and Blues history. In recent years, their new head coach Jim Harbaugh has tried his best to turn around this program, yet he still can't beat Ohio State in "The Game." Every year it seems like Michigan will do well, they fail. They blow it against some shit team, then they follow that up by getting beat by the Buckeyes The Game being the only semi-hard game on THEEEE Ohio State schedule.
Michigan Fan: "The Michigan Wolverines will be great this year!"
Any other NCAAF team fan: "Yeah just as great as you've been for the last ten years."
OSU fan: "We will always be the best team in the Big Ten. Also, Urban Meyers dick is the tastiest think I've put in my mouth!!!"
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When you take your smokeless tobacco out of your mouth and put it around the head of your penis and shove it in her vagina
During the middle of sex he pulled the Michigan hardhat.
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michigander: wanna go sledding?
non-michigander: we cant, its summer!
michigander: thats never stopped us!
(michigan summer) <<-- stupid UD that wont except my example with out the word im describing in it!!! >.<
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While 4 people are sitting in a circle but they are on a raised level. Then there is a person in the center of the circle on the ground and the 4 outer people have taken horse laxatives and they have the runs. And they all take a massive dump on the middle person
James this time when we do the michigan mudslide do you want to be in the middle?
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the best team to ever play football. now before you say they suck, weve always been good exept for the past 2 years. OSU has been bad exept sence 2002. You cock suckers dont remember because you were too busy getting your ribs removed so you can jizz in your own mouth
#1 in wins
had best coach ever. Bo Chembeckler
has a 54-49 record agaisnt osu
any more questions?
MICHIGAN WOLVERINES
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