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When someone is teasing you sexually but has no intent to have sex with you.
I like to talk about sex with you and sextexting (but I've absolutely no interest to have real sex with you). This is how I express my microwave-behavior.
When someone farts in a microwave and then shoves their mates head inside, similar to a Dutch oven.
Sam wasn't expecting a thing when he walked into the kitchen to get Worcester Microwaved by Brett this morning.
When you heat something up in the microwave but before the timer goes off you realize that you don’t want it anymore . Often occurs late at night when you want to indulge.
Noah had microwaveable regret when he heated up the pizza past midnight but decided not to indulge.
When you take apart a computer for the uranium capacitors and lithium battery and make meth while guarding your house with 3 butaium cans at 50000ftlbs each to .3g of production grade uranium in a pressure chamber of the microwave or firearm to manufacture a nuclear 3xplosion
Yell Capacitor in the microwave to ensure eyes
This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.
Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.
Has no bitches. None.
Bob Marley: That's a microwave technician
Spiderman: oh no, how sad he has no bitches